Hope and Aid Direct - UK - Croatia & Bosnia

November 1999

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Convoy of Eight

We can’t be late

To get to our Destinations

But it’s getting dark - no time for a lark

Nor even hesitations!

 

With “Busby” in tow

And Tom’s ear all of a glow -

They must be getting a bashing

We’re on the move - We’re in the Groove

In fact, we are almost dashing

 

Now it was going well -

‘til “Showman” dropped a bollock

Of course ‘Barrett Blue & Jeff’ stuck like glue

Can’t think what rhymes with ‘ollock’!

 

Still never mind

It’s kind-a nice

To know Chas isn’t the only silly Rollock!

 

There’s a moral to this sorry tale - or was it a “Red Herring”

Rob and Mark they’ve hit the mark

Their exploits - Now that would be telling?

 

The “Didcot” Wagon’s doing well

So’s “Beehive”, from BT

If we keep up this cracking pace

We’ll all be there for Tea!

 

As for me I’m tuckered out

My brain has just stopped working

That’s all from Chas in Robin Hood

and Bev - she’s off to do some cooking

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Wednesday 10 November

 

Great start! - Chas was late due to delays with collecting the lorry jack and traffic on A127 - picked me up and CB stopped working and then arrived at Dover after everyone else! (even though we should have met Mike and Olga much earlier) 

Lorry weighed in at 8.5 tons, not bad going. 

We had a brilliant load that consisted of:

 

·        Blankets - boxes of them

·        Chocolate - Mars, Snickers - 1 full pallet

·        Clothes - variety, men’s, women’s, children’s, gloves

·        Food - soup, pasta, flour, oil, spaghetti, rice, sugar, tinned food - kidney beans, chick peas, dried fruit, tea, salt, biscuits

·        Gillette razors, shaving cream and foam

·        Godzilla and Spider Men toys

·        Johnson’s baby shampoo and bath gel

·        Johnson’s Baby Wipes - 48 boxes

·        Olbas Oil - smells great!

·        Plastic buckets - large and small - 150

·        Starburst sweets - ‘til they were coming out of our ears

·        Teddies for tragedies - 200

·        Thermometers - 2 boxes

·        Toiletries - soap, shampoo, bath gel, toilet rolls, sanitary towels

·        Tools from Tools with a Mission (7 old ammunition boxes)

·        Toothpaste - 108 boxes

·        Toys galore, including two bikes, rocking horse, Henry and Harry the Lions

 

After we had sorted out logistics, clearance of goods, seals etc, we got the 2.30pm ferry, which was slightly delayed.  After altering our headlight beams, attaching flags and charity stickers all lorries were boarded.  It was a smooth crossing and we all spent most of it in the truckers lounge and then did a bit of duty-free shopping – mainly Archers!  Arrived at Calais 4.30pm (local time).  Drove across France, Belgium, and Germany to Aachen where we had a quick stop and then down to Nurenburg arriving at 4.30am where we had three hours sleep – it was most needed and welcomed.

 

 

Thursday 11 November

 

Had a great start to the day - ‘Lorry Service - á la Mr Kelly’ tea on a tray and bacon ‘sarnie’, can’t be bad! Had a quick wash and we were off again by 8.30am for a full day hoping to reach Croatia that night.  Stopped briefly a few times en-route and reached ‘Hamburger Hill’, Austria late that afternoon, where we had our first sighting of snow.  Arrived Austria/Slovenia border at 9.10pm - quite mild. 

Drove across Slovenia to the Croatian border.  Stopped just before to sort out lorries – i.e. retrieval of personal gear from back into the front cab, and then sealed up the lorries. Had fun sorting out seals into pairs with virtually identical numbers so that if necessary, we could break the vehicles open and re-seal them if for any reason they were impounded for any length of time.  (The tricks that we have to employ are sometimes best not known by others – I can’t put in print where we our supply of seals from for example!) Jeff checked everyone’s vehicles for oil and water. 

 

At the border all the lorries were weighed, seals and contents checked and then re-sealed.  Mike found me asleep at the wheel - 1.35am and shortly after that ‘Little John’ and ‘Robin Hood’ were through, waiting for the other six lorries. 

 

It was touch and go, as to whether they would get through that evening because the aid they had was for distribution in Bosnia not Croatia.  Michael had to pay 1,000 DM to get all six lorries through (equivalent to £300) but they were cleared and through by 2.30am.  Off we went again to the services near Zagreb arriving at approximately 3.15am.  The motel had allowed us to sleep on the TV room floor for the night.  However, before sleeping we all decided to go over to ‘Red Herring’ for a few drinks in their bus - very comfy.  Steve had us all in stitches with jokes - one after another, probably the most apt was the ‘Bosnian’ prostitute joke - very hard to say when you’ve had a few ‘Archers!’ 

 

Back to the cab for 4.35am and had to sleep in the front because of course all the backs were still sealed awaiting customs clearance.

 

 

Friday 12 November

 

Darling Jeff woke us at 7am, bouncing on the front of the cab singing “Oh What a Beautiful Morning” - a tad loud - Croatia’s early morning call!  Saw the others and said ‘byes’. We wouldn’t see them again until we reached Bosnia.  We drove straight down to customs in Zagreb and while we waited for Suzana, we had smoked salmon on brown, and tea.  Met Suzana and Pamela (who looked great).  Customs checked the goods and cleared them.  At 10am we left the girls and went over to Gorna Bistra, our contact being Dr. Dooshitter.

 

It was a very moving visit.  As soon as we arrived Voya, who is now 3 years old, was at the window shouting and waving to Chas (he’s such a lovely little boy) – The doctor said that his first words were  “What have you bought us?”.  First we unloaded all of ‘Little John’s’ baby wipes and some Starburst sweets- they couldn’t believe their eyes when the boxes just kept coming.  We parked up the lorries and then went and visited all the orphan children.

 

Voya was our guide for the entire visit.  He didn’t look as well as the last time we saw him, not that he looked ‘well’ then, but he appeared to have more sores this time which was distressing, I don’t know if it is because he is growing (which he certainly has in the last five months).  We went into most of the rooms and saw Daniel who was untied this time - which was lovely to see, he is very strong as I found out and still has a permanent smile on his face - absolutely amazing considering.  He is still ticklish too; we had a big hug.

 

I didn’t see Stonker, and wish I had asked to on reflection, but I’m worried that I have may have had his name wrong (you have to admit it is unusual - if it is correct?).  Around noon, we said our goodbyes, which was hard, and headed off out of Gorna and stopped in a lay-by for Brunch.  Chas and Mike tried to fix our CB, (Robin Hood) – we were getting terrible interference, whilst Jeff and I cooked brunch which was pretty good (OK so Jeff cooked most of it). 

 

Re-met Pamela and Vladimir at Customs at 2.30pm.  It was extremely busy there as it was a bus station too.  We then drove across to Beli Manastir.  I was feeling particularly tired and it seemed a very long journey across.  Chas was nearly falling asleep at the wheel, so I took over for a period and think my driving was pretty haphazard, although Jeff didn’t comment! Arrived at Marijan's at 7.45pm.  Met by Marijan, Branie etc.   Pamela and Vladimir went off after a discussion about our objectives, to stay with Pamela’s parents.  It was decided that as it was Sabbath the next day, we would get up and start sorting out the lorries between 6am - 8am, before the people began to arrive for their church service at Marijan’s.

 

Mike and Jeff were taken to Branie’s house for the evening whilst Chas and I stayed with Marijan, Mira, Daniel and Michael.  Mira is wonderful and although she speaks little English, we didn’t seem to have a problem.  Her father was staying with them as he suffers from incontinence (for our entire stay, we didn’t see him, he stays in bed all the time - I guess he is depressed and feels there is no point in getting up in the morning – it’s an awful situation and very sad).  We had a great meal and then fell asleep at the table whilst Marijan tried to explain about the gypsies in Torjanci!  The comfort of the bed was very much appreciated.

 

 

Saturday 13 November (Sabbath for some!)

 

Awoke to the doorbell ringing – ‘what silly idiot was that at 5am??’ - Oops it was Mike and Jeff! - some silly idiot, Bev, forgot to put her alarm clock to local time! - never got ready so quick and was straight up and out.  We worked solidly for two hours sorting our lorries, taking off stuff we knew we wouldn’t have time to distribute and placing it in the garage.  Mike and Marijan went off to Novi-Bolman to visit a family who needed a paint job done. 

 

The family is very poor as they don’t have jobs and have no land to cultivate.  They originally lived in Serbia and had a farm etc, but because they are now forced to live in Croatia they have nothing, and have only recently started to receive government help - although this is small and irregular.

 

When Mike arrived back we had breakfast and planned our day ahead.  Jeff was desperate for a towel! So we persuaded Chas to take half an hour out and go to the local market, then over to Rosa’s to see the children.  Then onto Novi-Bolman for a bit of painting, back to Beli Manastir to start packing bags and buckets with the help of the locals – aim, to finish for 4pm (as the Sabbath ends then) and they would then be able to assist.

 

We drove into Beli Manastir and went to the market.  It was very cold.  Jeff and Mike bought a bumper pack of towels; some chillies, garlic, paprika and Jeff bought some Slivo.  At one stall we hinted and the owner gave us all a shot – the first being to Jeff.  This warmed us up nicely and after buying some flowers for Mira and Branie’s mother we went to the coffee shop for a quick drink. 

 

Then over to Rosa’s (the grandmother with the 5 orphan children that lost their parents so tragically, and whose home we decorated and furnished back in April) – the children were great and two of the boys came running out to greet us followed by Rushitica, Natasha and Rosa.  I was so pleased to see them, as we all were.  It was an emotional time for us all.  The difference to their house was astounding and to see that they had taken such pride in it since our last visit was great.  Natasha was even sweeping up the front yard, with the broom that we had brought them last time!  Had a great time with them giving them: “Henry”, “Harry”, a bike, gloves, coats, boots and Christmas Pudding the latter being from Rob, food, toiletries etc.  It was hard to say goodbye but we had to get over to Novi-Bolman. We said we would go back on Monday, before we left.

 

Marijan came over to get us in between his church services, because we had stayed longer than anticipated, and he lead us to Novi-Bolman.  We just scraped under a bridge - which was touch and go, the aerials got a bit of a bashing.  The house where we were going to do some painting was potentially very nice, if money had been  available, but it needed much work inside and out, including the outside toilet.  Anna, a relative of the family (currently residing in Vienna) was there and spoke English, which was a great help.

 

Jeff plastered the walls, Chas and I painted the living room a nice ‘Barrett Yellow’ whilst Mike worked hard in the lorry sorting out goods etc.  I went out to help Mike after finishing with painting, and left Chas and Jeff to carry on.  When we had finished the family laid on dinner for us, but as usual didn’t eat with us.  They had killed a goose and cooked it for us and we sat down to a nice meal - if I hadn’t known the goose was living earlier that day, it would have been better! 

 

Anna, the father and the two children led us back to Beli Manastir and we arrived at Marijan's about 4.15pm.  The support from the village was great with a few star helpers who were there at Easter.  We managed, with ease, to distribute two of the mattresses to people who didn’t have one.  Everyone mucked in and it was a real feeling of team spirit - sorting out goods, splitting them up into bags and buckets so that everyone got roughly the same as we dropped them off.  In total we made over 1,000 goody bags.  Each of the helpers got one, of both toiletries and food, and the children each had a Godzilla or Spider Man.  Lots of chocolate eaten too during the three and half-hours we all spent working.  During this time I got my new nickname ‘Scruffy Babe’ - thanks to Jeff – who was absolutely right!! - Definitely Scruffy that’s for sure – I looked down at myself when he made the comment and he had hit the nail right on the head! 

 

The four of us were dying for a drink and after getting Marijan's permission sat on the lorry with Branie drinking a Pivo and Archers along with peanuts.  Branie asked if I knew what peanut meant in Hungarian, of course I didn’t, and he said he’d explain tomorrow.  Marijan then gave Jeff and Mike a lift back to Branie's while Chas and I changed ready to party! - he then came back and announced the party had been cancelled because we were too tired and had to eat.  Mira again made us a lovely meal and before we knew it, it was 11.30pm and this time it was Marijan who was flagging at the table.

 

 

Sunday 14 November

 

Chas and I were up early and out sorting lorries at 7am.  Mira brought out rolls and tea for us.  Mike and Jeff arrived shortly after.  As soon as we were ready, we went off and registered our presence at the police station and then drove over to Torjanci.  We were met on the village boundary by Nina and Pamela on their bikes and everyone received a very warm welcome from Nina, which all the boys enjoyed!  Within minutes friction had started between Branie and Nina resulting in Nina going home (family disputes) which was a shame. 

 

Our first drop was to a family who had a newborn baby - we gave them toys, clothes, food, toiletries and tools, and pressed on as we had a lot of homes to visit.  The plastic sheeting Mike had brought out, was an absolute god-send, the locals were incredibly grateful and after one demonstration they were all hard at work sealing up their windows which had cracked panes of glass in them, or had been completely open until now.  

 

We continued dropping goods until 2pm.  Chas and I went to Nina's for lunch.  Mike and Jeff went to Pamela’s.  Nina's parents were great and it was lovely to see them again.  I felt very sad that they had had to move to Trojanci after living in Beli Manastir which was marginally better.  Torjanci has received no aid since the war.  They have very little electricity, mud tracks into the village and it is extremely remote, on the Hungarian border, surrounded by mine fields that have not been de-activated.  Verecia was outside cooking pizza for us when we arrived.  She does have an electric oven inside, but they cannot afford to run it, it’s gleaming and obviously they are proud they own it.  She also cooks outside because she doesn’t like the smell of food lingering in the house!  Dinner was wonderful and masses of it.  Marion, Nina’s father, concentrated on getting the electricity working and did eventually.  Had a really good time with them and heard why they had moved back there - When we last visited they had been renting a house from an old lady in Beli Manister, who promised, that when she died they could have her house as Verecia, Marion and Nina had all looked after her so well.  They lived there for a while, until her sister came back from Serbia and insisted they moved out whilst she sold the house.  It was fortunate that they still had the house in Torjanci from before the war; they moved when the war had started because of the safety factor and work, and have now returned to it working very hard to get it more habitable. 

 

We left a lot of Aid in Pamela’s parent’s garage for distribution at a later date because of our limited time there, and then said our ‘Goodbyes’ to that part of the village.  We left ‘Robin Hood’ and all travelled in ‘Little John’ to distribute the rest of the aid to the other side of the village. 

 

The night drew in very quickly and it was extremely hard to see what were doing in the back of the lorry when were distributing the Aid.  We finished in the pouring rain, cold dark conditions at 6pm and were very pleased to accept the offer of a  ‘Pivo with the President’.  However, when we arrived he was out, but his wife, son and friends made us welcome.  Their home was nice, although it was a very strange set up to get to the toilet - I had to go outside, through someone else’s living room, where they were watching TV, to the WC, and then back! 

 

We drove back to Beli Manastir and went quickly to the pub to see Nada (Mike had promised at Easter to bring her a ‘Chanel’ lipstick), unfortunately she wasn’t there, but it gave me the opportunity to carry on the conversation with Branie about Peanuts!! I was a bit mean, but it was hilarious!

 

Rushed back to Marijan's and changed for the party, which was held at the ‘Environmental Issues’ office (all 15 of us!).  It was certainly different and very kind of them to lay it on, as a way of saying thanks.  The wives had made a buffet for us and provided orange squash.  Marijan gave a speech that was very touching and then we played games.  It was one of those - you had to be there scenarios, ‘Croatian Cat’ followed by ‘Miss Marple’ which was funny in it’s own way?!  We said our 'thank yous' and got back to Marijan’s at 11pm – we sat up with Marijan and Mira for a while then crashed out - again!

 

 

Monday 15 November

 

At 7am we were up and out, sorting out the chaos of the lorries from yesterday – it was another grey, damp drizzly day and we were on the road by 8.15am to Petlovac, under the low bridges again!

 

In order to reach Vukovar and the Bosnian border, we needed to depart from Beli Manastir by lunchtime.  We worked very hard distributing Aid to many families and people.  One old lady that we will all remember is the lady with only one leg. An amazing person, coping extremely well by using a stick for her false leg and a broom as a crutch.  Still she had a smile on her face, even more so when we finished loading her wheelbarrow and supplying her with new clothes.  Other activities of the morning included a large swig of Slivo which was very warming, Teddies for Tragedies which were given out to people, blankets, tools that went like hot-cakes and a young lady who looked sad, tired and cold. She was lifted when we gave her a lot of stuff including Baby Wipes, and she was then chauffeured home on her own bicycle by Chas – I don’t know who enjoyed it more! There was also a blind man’s wife who came out wearing a dressing gown, worn as a coat, and had a lovely beamer, encouraged by Mike. 

 

Then there was the school visit, which we did at mid-day.  After unloading goods into their store with the help of the pupils, we went inside and gave every pupil a teddy and a selection of chocolate, which was really nice.

 

Drove back to Beli Manastir, but first visited Vlah (our old Serb lady from before, for whom we’d left money to have her walls repaired).  We were greeted by tears.  It could have easily been five months ago that we saw her - she wore the same clothes despite the drop in temperature.  The real difference was her house walls which were now solid  (Pamela’s brother and father had repaired them in the summer and had done a great job).  Her house was warmer and we gave her boxes of utensils for the home, blankets, food and toiletries.  We couldn’t stay long, as we needed to get Pamela on her bus back to Zagreb.  However, it was lovely to see her again and to see that her living conditions had improved. 

 

We just got Pamela to the bus station in time and literally stopped the bus from departing by pulling up in front of it!  - very quick goodbyes and then back to Marijan's.  We loaded up the lorries and arranged to meet Mike and Jeff at Branie’s house at 2pm.  Mira had cooked a huge chicken dinner, and we couldn’t say no (especially kind as they are vegetarian) and Chas does have a problem with the word ‘no’ not sure if it is the 'N' or the 'O'? 

 

Chas’ friend from before arrived on the doorstep (he was a young boy who had been orphaned and was slightly backward), we felt awful because we had nothing for him immediately and asked him to go and see Marijan the next day for warm clothes etc.  Vahacula had brought over biscuits for us and Mira gave us a doggy bag for the journey.  Rushed through it and said goodbye, then off to Branie's.

 

Mike and Jeff had refused dinner and were waiting, with their take away pancakes.  They went to see Nada, whilst Chas and I went to see Rosa and the orphans.  Rosa wanted us to go in for dinner, but we explained we couldn’t stay and said our goodbyes, not forgetting another Mars Bar each, and then off we went to meet Mike and Jeff.  Nada looked great in her ‘Chanel’ lipstick. 

 

We were now off towards Vukovar – well that was the plan – but we did have one or two hitches - ‘Little John’ wouldn’t start, and not knowing they weren’t behind us, we lost them.  We went back, and as we got there, they managed to start the lorry. Eventually we got going, and drove to the outskirts of Beli Manastir, where we said goodbye to Branie.  Drove as quickly as we could because we were against time to get to Vukovar in daylight so Jeff could take some good photos.  Unfortunately, it was dark by the time we arrived.  Jeff did a couple of shots and I was in charge of lighting! Chas was off finding mine-tape, which didn’t take long, sadly. 

 

Then the old trick of moving the lorry as Mike was using it for cover from the busy road whilst answering the call of nature. Jeff supplied spotlights much to Mike’s embarrassment!  Stopped at an off-licence for supplies, then a quick pancake stop, and drove across to the Bosnian border at about 7pm.  Arrived at a closed border - luckily Jeff can speak German and it was invaluable on the trip.  Apparently it was due to re-open first thing in the morning.  My last impression of Croatia that night was very dark, wet, army bases, masses of barbed wire, lots of shelled houses and a cafe in the middle of nowhere. 

 

We decided to drive back to Ocucani as we had spotted a few bars, and parked outside one with an outdoor lino dance floor!  Our first activity was a couple of beers, then back to our lorry for dinner - German Sausage to start, followed by Steak, mushrooms, mashed potato, apricot brandy and Pivo! - had a good night, a few too many Apricot Brandies (we started and finished a litre bottle).  Needless to say it was a very late night!

 

 

Tuesday 16 November

 

We were up, again early, and straight over to the pub for a coffee and the use of their facilities.  The weather had turned really cold and the offer of Jeff’s long johns couldn’t be turned down. They stayed on me for the rest of the trip!  (and she has the cheek to have a go about my domestic habits…….Robin Hood’) Had breakfast on the back of the lorries, then drove back to the border.  Passed many bomb-damaged buildings.  One house that really stood out had been badly shelled, and cows were now using it as a barn.  On the pavement outside was a Croatian message with the date 28/06/92, and opposite were two graves - one we could read was 1962-1995 Vinko Lubick, the other we couldn’t see the date of, but it was a person named Saliko Cavalic, both had fresh flowers on them.

 

On arrival back at the border it was still closed for essential repairs, so we were forced to use the car crossing.  Border control thought we would be fine as we were travelling across empty.  However, I was driving down to the Platoon Bridge and as we moved onto it, we grounded and got completely stuck and wedged in. 

 

Jeff and Chas had to jack up the lorry and packed up the wheels with wood to move us. In ‘Little Johns’ case we packed up the wood first.  The Hungarian Army and local fishing men and Russians were really helpful.  Once across the bridge we were in Bosnia, greeted by SFOR tanks – which I found quite scary, they were there waiting for something to happen, or to prevent anything from happening. 

 

We planned to follow the SFOR route that consisted of:

Gradiska (GULL), Prijedor (PEGASUS), Banja Luka (GULL), Krupa (GULL), Mrkonjic Grad (HORNBLOWER).

 

 

 

We started off on route ‘GULL’ down to the bus depot at Mk.Grad.  The damaged buildings were continuous along the road, and we saw loads of pigs.  I was feeling cream-crackered and slept for a while, missing Mike trying to take out the locals with their assistance - digger incident. Awoke in Prijedor - a large town, where on a previous trip, I subsequently learned that Michael Kelly had been beaten up in the police station and retained over night for no apparent reason.

 

We had somehow taken the wrong road and now followed signs for Banja Luka, (mostly in Cyrillic alphabet).  We arrived in Banja Luka (a large, busy town with huge piles of cabbages on sale) eating snacks en-route to save arriving late morning.  The road down to Mrkonjic Grad was very whindy, boasting spectacular scenery all the way.  There was also quite a bit of snow building up.  We eventually arrived at the bus depot (SFOR base) at 2.30pm.  The base was fascinating.  Chas and Mike went off to meet Colonel McDonald, and we saw ‘Cookham’ they had just arrived back from working alone in Banja Luka. 

 

Our first call after finding Colonel McDonald was into the naffie for coffees, and then we met Alex, an interpreter, who was to be with us that afternoon.  After a bit of pushing, we were allowed to go out to see if we could help anyone in the direct vacinity of the base with a painting project.  ‘Little John’ was still experiencing trouble starting so Chas and I went off to see the Chief, who was quite negative about our proposed actions because of the wet weather.  However, he did point us in the direction of a family needing help.  We went back to base and found ‘Little John’ up and running, so we were able to take both lorries.  We had to drive up a very dodgy mud track, over a narrow bridge and found a road that was impassable, so we had to back up, and travelled the remainder of the journey on foot.  It was raining hard.  One of the neighbours, of the family in need, showed us the way.  She looked frozen and wet through.

 

At the house at the top of a hill, the inside decor wasn’t too bad and didn’t really need a coat of paint, however, they had a few missing windows, so we went back to the lorry for sheeting, tools, clothes etc.  Jeff and I went ahead with Alex whilst Mike and Chas went to see the neighbour.  Her house looked appalling and far worse than the family we had been led to. 

 

Jeff and I had coffee and Slivo with the family and the man explained, through Alex, that he really wanted a job and brought out all his documents confirming that he was a painter and carpenter.  Jeff left him the sheeting and tools and we gave the children a teddy each and some chocolate and then went down to the neighbour’s house.  The man from the original house followed as we had said we would give him some paint, and Jeff gave him all his personal tools, so that he would have the chance to earn some income in the short-term.  He was extremely grateful and took his wheelbarrow home full.

 

The neighbour let us in and her two children were there. It was in very poor condition. Alex explained that they were renting from a Muslim family and were being forced to move in the New Year, but had no-where to go.  It was a hard decision, but we decided that painting it wouldn’t help them, instead they needed food and money.  As she was showing us round her home we entered the back room where her husband lay comatosed on the settee.  We went back into the hall and were discussing what we could do to help.  The husband went ballistic at her and shut the door.  We all felt really awful and to blame for the incident.  Alex told us to leave, but we really didn’t want to leave her and the children.  Then the husband came up and told us in no uncertain terms to go, so we did.

 

We felt we couldn’t leave without doing something and feared for the woman and her children’s safety (statistics show that one in three women are abused either mentally or physically in Bosnia).  Apparently the husband suffered from schizophrenia and drank a lot.  They couldn’t afford for him to get medical treatment and it was a vicious circle.  We sorted out some chocolate for the children, and some food, and Jeff gave another fleece for the lady. We left all these things, together with an envelope that contained some money and a note of apology, with a neighbour who seemed to be a concerned friend.

 

It was now 6pm; we were all tired, upset and wet, so we went straight back to the SFOR base to see if the others were back.  Met Dawn and Tom (‘Busby’) in the shop, had a coffee and caught up on the past few day’s activities (quite a lot in one way or another)!  Showered (bliss) changed and got ready for dinner.  It was great to see everyone, although a few were staying away in villages.  Dawn, Tom, Jeff, Mike, Chas and I went down to ‘The Foresters’, the local pub for a few drinks.  Two interpreters joined us  (they too worked for SFOR) as well as ‘Pierre the Aviator’ or was that Tom? 

 

We had a good evening, ending with Cherry Brandy at the pub, and then decided we would see if we could get into the Officers Mess (they had M.P’s over from the UK, so we  had been asked not to go too early).  We were let in and we finished off the wine, Alex and Vladimir (the two interpreters) joined us too.

 

I was speaking to Alex for a while; it was very interesting and moving what he thought about the current situation.  He was a Serb, married with a child.  Before the war he worked as an Air Traffic Controller earning 3,000 DM per month, now he has a ‘good’ job and earns 1,200 DM per month.  It was very sad, like most people he had lost family and friends in the war and didn’t think they had gained anything from it. Instead he thought that the ethnic rivalry was, if anything, worse in many areas now, with people resenting what had happened to them.

 

Wandered off to bed around 2am - after a sneaky look at the tanks (tractors) on the way!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wednesday 17 November

 

Up at 7am and had a cooked breakfast on the base.  ‘Cookham’ left this morning.  We advised them about the bridge and said not to cross there, because although we had been helped across, the border guards wouldn’t appreciate another queue of traffic if it were to happen again. 

 

All of us then went up to a village, high up on the ridge opposite the SFOR base.  It was really snowing hard now, and the driving conditions were bad with a dangerous climb on the side of the hill on track roads.  At the top we huddled together in the school that they were rebuilding, whilst Michael went with SFOR to check on the road conditions in the village.  While he was gone, we spoke to the president, with Alex’s help, to see if we could help anyone with re-decoration.  He pointed us in the direction of two houses, but on arrival we felt we had seen worse and they were not in desperate need. 

 

We decided to help ‘Busby’ with the distribution of food.  Michael said there were a few tracks we could go on, however, SFOR jeeps would accompany us to get food up to families beyond a certain point.

 

The previous day Tom and Dawn had been to a local market and bought loads of fresh vegetables - cabbage, onions and potatoes - we divided these into trays for easy distribution.  Alex explained that one tray, (consisted of 3 cabbages, potatoes, onions and a bag of rice) would last a family for at least two weeks. 

 

Chas went with the first SFOR jeep and discovered a desperately poor family, who were living in a barn.  Without ‘much a do’ we went for it, giving ourselves a time-limit and achievable targets, and headed up to them armed with paint, brushes, etc. 

 

The man of the house had lost his father three weeks previously.  The house had been completely bombed in the war and they were forced to live in the barn, whilst they gradually made repairs to their house (they had a long way to go).  Jeff, Chas and I painted their ‘bedroom’ (well two walls, as the other walls were covered with sheets of plastic).  Meanwhile, Mike went back to the lorry to sort out some goods for them, he arrived back just as we had finished - bringing with him a homemade apple pie, which we all thoroughly enjoyed. 

 

Said goodbye to ‘Busby’ then headed back to the bus depot for a quick change of clothes (we were all soaked through to the skin). Had some lunch and visited the CD shop - amazing prices! 

 

 

 

Because of weather and crossing into Bosnia we decided to go back via BIHAC  following SFOR route back:

Mk Grad – Kljuc (BLUEBIRD), Bos Petrovac (BLUEBIRD) to BiHac.  Then LESLEY across the border.

 

The drive was fantastic, amazing scenery with a continual change in weather - snow, sleet, sun, fog, and mist.  We drove through and above clouds and saw a rainbow,  sticking firmly to the SFOR routes with a few U-turns thrown in.  ‘Robin Hood’ got stopped by the Police for speeding, but they were fine about it, luckily we changed our tacko earlier that day.  Passed a refugee camp and crashed aeroplane.

 

As we approached the Croatian border crossing we were hit by snow blizzards which continued to worsen.  The only joy was that as a consequence of the snow and dreadful cold, the border guards wouldn’t step outside their huts, and so we just sailed through.  The snow fell at an incredible rate, so much so, that Jeff and Mike couldn’t see our tyre tracks, even though they were directly behind us.  As we approached a hill just after the border, there were two thirty-eight tonne vehicles blocking the road.  We therefore had to stop too.  One had got stuck going up and the other was trying to overtake.  It was scary stuff seeing them creep up a bit and then slide back.  Eventually they made it and it was our turn. 

 

We couldn’t move, because the snow that had been rolling along at the front of our wheels had now frozen into blocks. When we started to try, the front of our lorry swung out into the centre of the road, and all of a sudden, two huge lorries passed us going up the hill, each smashed into the wing mirror, shattering it as they ploughed on up the hill. Mike appeared with a shovel, seemingly out of nowhere (he had been keeping it down the back of the driver’s seat - just in case!) dug us out, and off we went.  We waited at the top for ‘Little John’.  They too had to do the same, although poor Mike didn’t have time to get back into the lorry before Jeff moved.  Hanging onto the side of the vehicle, he travelled up the road, in a blizzard, holding onto the wing mirror with his bare hands, and for extra grip the windscreen wipers - that was until Jeff turned them on! 

 

Made our way treacherously through the weather to the nearest garage, where Jeff fixed their wipers and we filled up with diesel.  Decided to travel to Zagreb if we could. 

 

Arrived in Zagreb at Natasha’s around 10.30pm - still snowing.  They made us very welcome.  Natasha looked really well and had put on a little weight.  Tomaslav was fine too; Branka and Marion real stars and I don’t know how they cope.  Andelka was doing really well, although exhausted from work.  Branka cooked for us, Pivo was provided and Anna came across.  Even Pluto seemed pleased to see us all. 

 

We were all concerned about the prediction of falling snow, which was already one metre deep, according to the TV. We were all too tired to drive any further so thought we would sort out the logistics in the morning. Mike and Jeff stayed at Motel Zagreb (who by the way are now missing a towel - Jeff does seem to like the odd towel or two!) and Marion led the way for them, whilst taking Anna home.  All very tired.  Chas and I stayed with Andelka.

 

 

Thursday 19 November

 

Up early(ish) for breakfast with Andelka’s mother and brother.  Unfortunately Andelka had to go to work, so we didn’t see her again.  I was up first and was faced with an array of drinks on the kitchen table: Tea, Freshly squeezed fruit juice and Slivo. 

 

Then we went over to Natasha’s for a full breakfast, which was lovely.  Spent the next hour making calls -the TV had broadcast that Slovenia wasn’t letting any trucks into the country because of the heavy snow, Natasha was on the case.  Chas called the SFOR base to warn the others and also to get an accurate weather forecast, but had no luck. However, thanks to Maggie back in the UK, we obtained a specific weather prediction direct from the top weather people in the UK (which was much more accurate!). We then went over to meet Mike and Jeff at the Hotel and after deciding to try and make a run for it, we planned our ‘exit’ route.  Travelled back to Natasha’s, then straight out to see Maggie at the school/hostel where she stays on the other side of Zagreb.  Jeff  tried to get our CB to work, again!  This time local youths had stolen our UK Flag, and had cut the aerial wire. 

 

At the school, Maggie was waiting for Chas by the entrance and was obviously delighted to see him, and him her.  She looked really well and had been practising walking making huge progress; she was also on very good form.  Because of our lack of time and Branka’s invite to her and Danny to go over to Natasha’s, we didn’t stay too long.  We went to her room and then she proudly showed us the stage where she acts as an angel during the Christmas shows. 

 

Back to Natasha’s house.   Because there were so many of us travelling back, Jeff and I sat in the back of the lorry on the floor, it was actually really nice to have time for a chat, we didn’t seem to have done that before.

 

Got back and Andelka’s mother was there to see us, we stayed for a few minutes, then had to leave. By now it was already 3pm.  Andelka’s mother gave us all presents consisting of Slivo, Pivo, Dried Figs and Croatian Chocolate.  Maggie hoped we couldn’t get through and would be back in Zagreb that evening!  It would have been nice to see them for longer, but we couldn’t risk it, so off we went.  Drove down to Slovenia, through and into Austria. The TV snow predictions had turned out to be nonsense! (Or was it that Andelka was being mischevious?)    At the Austrian border they went through every bag we had, even questioning about Mike’s 400 cigarettes; we were all worried about Dawn’s 2000 (going to sell them on her return to raise funds for Hope and Aid Direct) and hoped she had them well hidden. We called ‘Showman’ to warn them.  Luckily they never found our CDs. 

 

Back to driving through all those tunnels again (and I seemed to be driving!) passed Hamburger Hill at approx. 9pm and we started looking for accommodation for the night. The drive through Austria was beautiful even in the dark with snow covering  the mountains, trees etc.

 

By pure luck we found a lovely Guest House in Micheldorf, Kremstal at 10.30pm, the owner made up two rooms for us (which were lovely) and said we were welcome to have dinner - this was enough for Jeff and I - didn’t care about the price of it!  Parked lorries, had a quick wash and then went down for dinner.  Had a pint of lager, Liver and Dumpling consommé followed by German Sausage, chips and Salad, and a few bottles of red wine.  Then the locals joined us for a bit of a singsong.  Passed out in bed around 2am. 

 

 

Friday 20 November

 

Woke around 8am, showered, and down for breakfast.  Discovered the only downside to the guesthouse, it was next to an abattoir, and you could hear it!  Settled our bill at the pricely sum of  £35 per person!  Went for a stroll around the town, such a gorgeous setting, snowing to-boot.   Left around 11am and trucked through Austria, leisurely, by comparison to previous days until we had a call from Michael, “Red Herring” had broken down and he needed the RAC cover details.  They were just outside Wurzburg .  Foot down all the way until we got there.  Meanwhile, another call from Michael now at the Services at Dettelbach.  We arrived and they had been there for seven hours, in which time Michael had established that the vehicle was now deceased, he had contacted a local Rotarian who was going to try and sell the vehicle, and by chance he happened to be a Mercedes Benz dealer! 

 

Heard then, that ‘Cookham’ had gone back over the pontoon bridge and had experienced the same troubles as we had on the way down to Bosnia from Croatia, causing a major hold up of traffic.

 

Stripped ‘Red Herrings’ of tax disc, number plates etc. and were back on the move again.  We had Mark travelling with us and Rob went with ‘Busby’.  We all kept going until about 7.30pm in the original convoy.  ‘Robin Hood’ and ‘Didcot’ then split from the others to take a more leisurely pace.  The others drove straight through the night to the UK without stopping.   

 

Chas and I stopped for ‘dinner’ at the services and decided that we would carry on for a couple of hours.  Meanwhile ‘Didcot’ booked into a motel.  Stopped for a night’s kip in the lorry about 2 hours further on.  Snowing and freezing.

 

 

Saturday 21 November

 

Awoke to snow at 8.30am! Had a greasy fry-up and then got going.  Had planned to shower, but it was too frigging cold!   There was a huge traffic jam down the Autobahn, where we passed ‘Didcot’, made contact on the CB and travelled back together.  Took a wrong turn at Aachen and went a slightly different route – “Storer’s Mystery Tours”, however, he did produce a bunch of flowers - must be the only Trucker to have some flowers in a vase, well ‘Evian’ bottle taped to the dashboard!

 

Back on track for a while and then we got lost in Belgium, well if they will call Liege Luick it can’t be helped, especially when I am navigating!  Down through Maastricht, it was terrible weather all the way to Lille and beyond.  At which point we were on red again on the fuel meter and came off at Armentieres experiencing a deja-vu feeling from Easter.

 

After stocking up on wine and beer caught the 6pm ferry across to Calais and then home all the way!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Points:

 

·        Dobrilla, Branie’s sister aspires to being a shop assistant, can’t get job because of her name.

 

 

 

 

 

CB Language for the Trip:

 

Scruffy Babe

Middle & Working Class

Roy Orbisons

Muscadet de Cadinet